I really hate Barbie. Not because she's gorgeous, skinny, has an unlimited wardrobe, drives a pink corvette, or has a boyfriend who can't talk. No, I hate her because she and about 1000 of her friends live in my house, rent free. She also makes a horrible mess everytime she has a party.My kids adore her, she's like the fun aunt that buys them beer, or candy cigarets. The kids can't listen when she's around, I think she controls their minds. She also makes me scream and cuss like a victim of terets. Barbie may just be a demon, see, when I put her in the garbage can, she comes back, looking at me with those dead eyes and that shit eating grin.
But, I have a plan, the one thing that Barbie is powerless against,(dun dun duuuuun) THE GARAGE SALE.....
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